Saturday, December 13, 2014

Hipstory: The World's Greatest Leaders Imagined As Hipsters.


What if our leaders were hipsters. There would probably be more coffee combo beer shops, non-profit goodwills and better Trap Music

Art by Amit Shimoni

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Monday, November 24, 2014

Mathematics in Hipster Life


This breaks it down the way a mathematician would try to makes sense of it all.


Tuesday, November 18, 2014

10 Bearded hipsters asses I could kick


Apparently this is what girls like in men. Really? Suspenders, skinny jeans, tattoos and pussies? Put me in a cage with these modern day hunks and I'll show you how far I can throw these hard throbs - hopefully into 5 foot wall spikes - Jesse Ventura Running Man style.

However #3 does have some sweet swag

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

PORTLAND VS. AUSTIN


"Portland vs. Austin: Which city is weirder? We all know that Portland is downright strange, odd, offbeat, and abnormal, but is it more so than its sister from the south, its southern brother from another mother? This infographic from the SpareFoot blog (based down in Austin) investigates, and--not to spoil anything--but it's unlikely that Portlanders will be disappointed with their conclusion. --via SpareFoot Portland Storage"

Thursday, August 28, 2014

HBO's 'Looking' needs extras to play themselves


The HBO series about a trio of gay San Franciscans called "Looking" needs some hipster extras starting next week. I am sure they will have no problem finding these people as 90% of san fran looks the part already. "Yeah, I just showed up in my pajamas and I got the part" > Easy Peasy

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

If Santa was a hipster...

If Santa was a hipster…

Santa is arguably a hipster already. He rocks a red vintage two-piece and an impressive white beard, but now that his image has been regurgitated and mass-produced across all forms of popular culture it may be time to step away from his mainstream look.

The designers at Christmas Connections have created an image of how Santa would look if he was a hipster.

Firstly, he needs to loose a few pounds. If Santa was a hipster he would probably be vegan so no more mince pies (unless they’re made with soy margarine). We all love a good beard, but in this case Santa needs a trip to the barber for a more sculpted handlebar moustache and goatee beard.

When it comes to clothes, his hat would be swapped for a beanie, which would cover his freshly coiffured undercut, and his two-piece would be replaced with V-neck t-shirt, tartan shirt and cut off skinny jeans, finished off with a pair of good sturdy Docs.

No hipster would be complete without the right accessories. Santa would upgrade his specs for some thick black rim glasses, and he would also have some body modifications such as ear stretchers and a couple of strategically placed tattoos.

Santa still has a job to do, delivering hand crafted presents from his handy manbag, but it’s thirsty work. In order to take the edge off, he samples the delights of some organic mulled wine.
If Santa was a hipster, he could keep this look all year round.


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Show my junk skinny jeans


The best is the reaction from the girl. Guess your attempt to win females hearts are not working bra. Peacocking has a whole new meaning. Boy don't you know...you got a Camel Toe.

Hipster Hobby Generator


Check out the Hipster Hobby Generator - created by Dana Zemack. You know you want to. Do it. C'mon Do it. Do it.


Friday, June 27, 2014

What hipsters are calling their babies


Hipsters are trying to stay ahead of the norm by coming up with original ideas like BABY NAMES. Some of these names are just sad. Pandora?? How about name your baby Spotify and call it good. Then you think of Zane?? Who in their right mind would ever name their child Zane. Heh Heh.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

AN OPEN LETTER TO BEARDED HIPSTERS


Now this is my kind of woman. 
"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire."



Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Tech Hipsters and the Homeless





This isn't degrading to human life, is it?

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

22 Most Hipster Foods in your city


Hipsters love to stick to the basic four food groups. Pabst, donuts, coffee and Whole Foods vegetables that go bad in 2 days. Some hipsters eat healthy but most are more concerned about looking cool rather than health and lets face it Pabst - made from Rainier swill, & Donuts - made from the sugar in my ass, are not the healthiest of choices.


Saturday, April 12, 2014

Zombie hipsters can't dance to Out Cast


Coachella is the new zombie hipster festival. The expensive 3 day festival is filled with dip shit, adolescent hipsters, who don't know what live shows are really about. "Haven't you like totally heard of this new trend?..like I hear it's like called DANCING!!" Get off your instagram, flickr, facebook and look at what's right in front of you - a legendary Hip-Hop group, Out Cast. I have been to an abundance of rad dance shows where the performers are pissed because I am the only one dancing. Give me burning man, or a Phish concert - at least people are alive at these shows.


Monday, March 24, 2014

Beard Transplants for pathetic men...whoops I mean boys


Portland boys, along with Brooklyn, Nashville, Austin hipster boys (noticed how I say boys) have stooped to the ultimate low. These fake tardholes take hair from their pubes, heads, butthairs and eyebrows then transplant it to their face to make a fake beard. Fake breast are covered up by clothes at least. This is a whole new level of fake fake fake. If you must fit in to the hipster scene then you must fit in your hair to your face, apparently. Beg that I don't EVER see one of you walking down the street because you will get a "hairful" from me!!

Sunday, January 19, 2014

American Hipster

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

New Styles of Hipster are upon us.


In case you were wondering which one you are.

See article here

Urban Lumberhack style. Kill me now


1. Tight, starchy, uncomfortable pants - Allows zero mobility

2. Silly hipster hat - Protects head against nothing

3. Toy axe with dull blade - Just in case you want others to know you have never lifted an axe your entire life

6. Boots with too many damn laces - Good for stepping in shit

7. Itchy ass shirt - Because it matches that fucking hat



p.s. we still love you Matt

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Hipster Animals


We all love hipster kitties and scenester dogs.

 See blog here



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