Tuesday, April 29, 2014

AN OPEN LETTER TO BEARDED HIPSTERS


Now this is my kind of woman. 
"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire."



Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Tech Hipsters and the Homeless





This isn't degrading to human life, is it?

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

22 Most Hipster Foods in your city


Hipsters love to stick to the basic four food groups. Pabst, donuts, coffee and Whole Foods vegetables that go bad in 2 days. Some hipsters eat healthy but most are more concerned about looking cool rather than health and lets face it Pabst - made from Rainier swill, & Donuts - made from the sugar in my ass, are not the healthiest of choices.


Saturday, April 12, 2014

Zombie hipsters can't dance to Out Cast


Coachella is the new zombie hipster festival. The expensive 3 day festival is filled with dip shit, adolescent hipsters, who don't know what live shows are really about. "Haven't you like totally heard of this new trend?..like I hear it's like called DANCING!!" Get off your instagram, flickr, facebook and look at what's right in front of you - a legendary Hip-Hop group, Out Cast. I have been to an abundance of rad dance shows where the performers are pissed because I am the only one dancing. Give me burning man, or a Phish concert - at least people are alive at these shows.


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