I. HIPSTER
A broad term for a "hip" person with non-individuality and who needs to be seen.A. SCENESTERS - Indie fashionable sophisticates who show up to a venue only to be seen in a scene.
FASHION: Seaplane Dress, tight red shirt, Black rim Glasses, Fuckin dumb hat, Designer Jeans, Belt shoes MUSIC: The Blow, Plants, Panther, Shaky Hands, Yacht, E*Rock, Copy HANGOUTS: Holocene, Aalto Lounge, Ron Toms, Tiga Bar RESTAURANTS: Juniors, Tin Shed BOOK: Breakfast of Champions, Our band could be your life QUOTE: "Don't You know" TV SHOW: Sex in the City, The WIre, Dexter FOOD: Pho' DRINK: Mohito, WineB. BARISTA/FOLKSTERS - Coffee/Laptop nerds that live at Stumptown ALL FUCKIN DAY
FASHION: Beard, Unkept hair, button down western shirt, non-blue blue jeans that are tattered, Old Maid Dresses and no brazier, cowboy boots or loafers...sometimes s pair of tattered converse MUSIC: Horse Feathers, Lock lomond, Nick Jaina, Laura Gibson, Shaky Hands HANGOUTS: Stumptown and Fresh Pot RESTAURANTS: Some Vegan Bullshit Restaurant BOOK: Annie QUOTE: Shhhh i am trying to look cool on my Macintosh laptop TV SHOW: PBS, The Arts Channel FOOD: Vegan Crap DRINK: Triple shot ExpressoC. BIKE MESSENGERS - Bikers with those fucking stupid and dangerousFIXED GEAR bikes that hate on auto drivers because they are jealous that they can't afford a car.
FASHION: Lil' bike hat, tight turtleneck shirt, shoulder bag with flare, cutofft/rolled up tight slacks, bike shoes that click when they try to "walk" MUSIC: Talkdemonic, Please Step Out of the Vehicle, Alan Singley HANGOUTS: Stumptown, Aalto Lounge, Stumptown and Stumptown RESTAURANTS: Delta Cafe, Vegonapolis BOOK: The one where Lee Armstrong should of died QUOTE: Fuck you jerk you're not supposed to drive your car on the main roads because my gear is fixed and i cant stop in time when you stop at a red light. TV SHOW: ipod and me FOOD: Veggie Burgers and energy bar DRINK: Triple Shot Expresso D. MODSTERS - The most annoying fucks with cocky attitudes, pathetic low self-esteem and no clue about anything but shopping for clothes and cocaine.
FASHION: Died black or bleach fakeass blonde hair, huge sunglasses, White hat, Jean Jacket or a smelly dead animal fur coat, extremely tight leather or plaid pants to show off their small junk, unnecessary white or black tie, black shiny pointy boots MUSIC: Nice Boys, Clorox Girls, Dandy Warhols HANGOUTS: Tube, Dunes, Red Light, Clackamas Mall, Kellys Olympian RESTAURANTS: Montage, Denny's, Mcdonalds BOOK: None because they can't read QUOTE: What does this reverb pedal do???? TV SHOW: American Idol, Desperate Housewives FOOD: Cocaine, Vicodin DRINK: Cocaine, Pabst, CocaineE. ROCKERS - Genuine fuckers who actually know how to pluck a guitar and are sometimes nice. Usually consumes Papst and smells like a sweatshop.
FASHION: Beards and more beards, long hair, ripped blue jeans Shit Kickers, t-shirt with other bands or wolves MUSIC: LKN, Red Fang, Quasi HANGOUTS: Matador, Kellys Olympian, Tube, Shanghai Tunnel RESTAURANTS: Miss Delta Cafe, Russel St BBQ BOOK: Please Kill Me, The Dirt-Motley Crue QUOTE: Pass the Pabst bro TV SHOW: Greys Anatomy, Days of our lives FOOD: Grease, Ribs, Pizza, Burgers DRINK: Bourbon Neat, Pabst, PukeF. HIP-HOPSTERS - Underground hip-hop dwellers waiting for the next chill ass beat to drop. Usually bright white skinned.
FASHION: Crooked Trucker Hat, Old school Nike high tops, Baggy pants, Dark Rimmed Glasses, Baseball shirts MUSIC: DJ Tan't, Brokaw, Sleepyhead, A.E.D, Omega Watts, Life Savas HANGOUTS: Holocene, Nightlight, Tiger Bar, Roseland RESTAURANTS: Miss Delta BOOK: Turntable Lab 101 QUOTE: yeah dawg that track was tight homey TV SHOW: 24, Lost, Battle Star Galactica FOOD: Burger and fries, fried chicken DRINK: Gin and Tonic, Miller High LifeG. GOTHS - Tattoed black haired disgruntles that wear eyeliner and makeup to cover up their acne and pock marks.
FASHION: Black Hair, Black Eyeliner, Black Tattoos, Black lipstick, Black Shirt, Black Pants, Black shoes, Lots of Chains MUSIC: Stabbing Westward, Cure, NIN, Marylin Manson HANGOUTS: Lovecraft and thats about it RESTAURANTS: Hubers, Red Robin BOOK: Interview with the Vampire, Death: The High Cost of Living QUOTE: It cant rain all the time TV SHOW: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Walking Dead, True Blood FOOD: Spaghetti and blood DRINK: Meth, Yagger and redbullG. NORMSTER - Actual musicians and artists without the fashion getup but sometimes gets called a hipster because hipsters call each other hipsters.
MUSIC: Quiet Countries, ((( in mono ))), Wilding, Paper Uppercuts HANGOUTS: Beulahland, The Standard, Nightlight RESTAURANTS: Holmans, Ole Ole BOOK: Blade Runner, Breakfast of Champions QUOTE: What the hell is that fucker wearing?? TV SHOW: Seinfield, Family Guy, Battlestar Gallactica FOOD: BarbeQ Ribs, Mac n' Cheese DRINK: Whiskey & Coke, Budweiser 
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